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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The most important measure of how good a game I played was how much better I'd made my teammates play. - Bill Russell

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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