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What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

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It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

I would rather play a gloating winner than a sobbing loser. - Unknown

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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