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Sweet Chopper

Motorcycle designed for a candy striper

Sweet Chopper thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Sweet is a grief well ended. - Aeschylus

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Partying is such sweet sorrow. - Robert Byrne

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution. - George Eliot

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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