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Sweet Chopper

Motorcycle designed for a candy striper

Sweet Chopper thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Partying is such sweet sorrow. - Robert Byrne

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen. - Jerome A Jerome

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

I know too well the poison and the sting of things too sweet. - Adelaide Proctor

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution. - George Eliot

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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