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Sweet Chopper

Motorcycle designed for a candy striper

Sweet Chopper thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Sweet is a grief well ended. - Aeschylus

Partying is such sweet sorrow. - Robert Byrne

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. - John Keats

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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