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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Sweet mercy is nobility's true badge. - William Shakespeare

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. - John Keats

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I know too well the poison and the sting of things too sweet. - Adelaide Proctor

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow. - William Shakespeare

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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