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Surf-In Lunch Snack

Care to take up surfing instead of swimming?

Surf-In Lunch Snack thanks to Darwin McKee

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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Finland: A place where many sharks live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo

You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. - Jack O'Neill

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis


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