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Special Present For Grandpa thanks to Vikky Levan

just before Little Johnny went to bed for the rest of his life

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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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