Special Present For Grandpa

Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci