QuotaBillsOut of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson