QuotaBillsOut of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown