QuotaBillsThe dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X
Je Ne Sais Quoi: Sorry, I don’t know what this means... - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos
Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries
Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown
Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton
Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal
Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia