Sorry

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew. - Henry Rollins

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash