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By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. - Voltaire

Meet the sun every day as if it could cast a ballot. - Henry C Lodge

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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