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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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