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By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb

Buoyant: 1. Male insect; 2. An ant's son. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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