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He flourishes with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

All his successors gone before him have done’t; and all his ancestors that come after him may. - William Shakespeare

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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