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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

You can't choose your ancestors, and neither can your descendants. - Unknown

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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