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He flourishes with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

I don't know who my grandfather was, I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. - Abraham Lincoln

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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