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Skeleton Cat

Even cats look forward to Halloween

Skeleton Cat thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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