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Skeleton Cat

Even cats look forward to Halloween

Skeleton Cat thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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