QuotaBillsBacon is meat candy. - Unknown
Hogwash: Pig's laundry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton
Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown
Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans
I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell
In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper
You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black
Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower
You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne
Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak
I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown
Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill
When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan
I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor
There have been a few occurrences where people in restaurants have sent me a rasher of bacon, which I am not going to turn my nose up at. I never let them down. - Nick Offerman
Breakfast is my specialty. I admit it's the easiest meal to cook, but I make everything with a twist, like lemon ricotta pancakes or bacon that's baked instead of fried. - Hugh Jackman
The difference between "involvement" and "commitment" is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was "involved" - the pig was "committed". - Unknown
The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave. - Vivian Vande Velde