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QuotaBillsI'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon
My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown
A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown
I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown
Life is one long process of getting tired. - Samuel Butler
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis
This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens
How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell
Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain
Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus
Retired is being tired twice... first tired of working, then tired of not. - Richard Armour
One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf
Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28
Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. - Mark Twain
Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen
I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns
I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman
Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey
Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane
The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson
It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck
My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas
I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen
No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide
Thousands of tired, nerve-shaken, over-civilized people are beginning to find out that going to the mountains is going home; that wildness is a necessity. - John Muir
Life is a pilgrimage. The wise man does not rest by the roadside inns. He marches direct to the illimitable domain of eternal bliss, his ultimate destination. - Oscar Wilde
Sleep is perverse as human nature,
Sleep is perverse as a legislature,
Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters,
And where it is least desired, it loiters. - Ogden Nash