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Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward. - Spanish Proverb

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

To make the best use of what is in your power, take the rest as it happens. - Epictetus

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing. - Sigmund Freud

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects. - Herodotus

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity. - Russell Baker

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

He doesn't mind if he dies... indeed, he would like to die; but yet he fears to fall. He would welcome a long sleep; but not at the price of falling to it. - William Golding

Even in our sleep, pain which cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, until, in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus

If we could learn how to balance rest against effort, calmness against strain, quiet against turmoil, we would assure ourselves of joy in living and psychological health for life. - Josephine Rathbone

Get into a line that you will find to be a deep personal interest, something you really enjoy spending twelve to fifteen hours a day working at, and the rest of the time thinking about. - Earl Nightingale


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