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A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

We never find our rest until we rest in Him. - St. Augustine

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone. - Baltasar Gracian

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish. - Steven Wright

Never take ecstasy, beer, Bacardi, weed, Pepto Bismol, Vivarin, Tums, Tagamet HB, Xanax and Valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night. - Eminem

There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves. - Will Rogers

The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them. - George Bernard Shaw

If society is at fault that we got killers running around murdering innocent people, then it's simple. We turn the killer loose, give him a pension for life and shoot the rest of the city. - Archie Bunker

Learn to regard the souls around you as parts of some grand instrument. It is for each of us to know the keys and stops, that we may draw forth the harmonies that lie sleeping in the silent octaves. - Unknown


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