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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

I'm tired of getting made fun of. - Geraldo Rivera

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

The rest of our life is going to be the best of our life! - Darrell Yarbrough

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

Thou wilt find rest from vain fancies if thou doest every act in life as though it were thy last. - Aristotle

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

Happiness and sadness run parallel to each other. When one takes a rest, the other one tends to take up the slack. - Hazelmarie Elliott

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Have courage for the great sorrows of life, and patience for the small ones; and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace. - Victor Hugo

What we need is an eagle day instead of a groundhog day. We need to look up to the skies and learn to fly high rather than get depressed and go down a hole to sleep. - Rosy Lou

There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves. - Will Rogers

The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them. - George Bernard Shaw

Stay, stay at home, my heart and rest. Home-keeping hearts are the happiest. For those that wander they know not where. Are full of trouble and full of care. To stay at home is best. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow