Shelf Ready Sleeper

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

One cannot rest except after steady practice. - George Ade

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

It's like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired. - Robert Strauss

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

What we need is an eagle day instead of a groundhog day. We need to look up to the skies and learn to fly high rather than get depressed and go down a hole to sleep. - Rosy Lou

Some fearful sights there be that creep
By night - I mean that harass sleep;
But tenfold more alarming seem these when
They brave the day, to breathe the air like men. - William Batchelder Greene

Surfing soothes me, it's always been a kind of Zen experience for me. The ocean is so magnificent, peaceful, and awesome. The rest of the world disappears for me when I'm on a wave. - Paul Walker

If society is at fault that we got killers running around murdering innocent people, then it's simple. We turn the killer loose, give him a pension for life and shoot the rest of the city. - Archie Bunker