Shelf Ready Sleeper

Rest is the sauce of labor. - Plutarch

Now you know the rest of the story. - Paul Harvey

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone. - Baltasar Gracian

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity. - Russell Baker

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath

How blessed are some people, whose lives have no fears, no dreads; to whom sleep is a blessing that comes nightly, and brings nothing but sweet dreams. - Bram Stoker

A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never take ecstasy, beer, Bacardi, weed, Pepto Bismol, Vivarin, Tums, Tagamet HB, Xanax and Valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night. - Eminem

I almost choke on my popcorn when I hear film stars, who walk on red carpets as much as the rest of us do on zebra crossings, criticising youngsters who crave fame. - Julie Burchill

What we need is an eagle day instead of a groundhog day. We need to look up to the skies and learn to fly high rather than get depressed and go down a hole to sleep. - Rosy Lou

The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them. - George Bernard Shaw

If we could learn how to balance rest against effort, calmness against strain, quiet against turmoil, we would assure ourselves of joy in living and psychological health for life. - Josephine Rathbone

My apartment has a semblance of a storage facility. It's just stacks, there are no bookshelves, just books and piles of stamp collections and weird little sewing and knitting projects. - Sufjan Stevens

If society is at fault that we got killers running around murdering innocent people, then it's simple. We turn the killer loose, give him a pension for life and shoot the rest of the city. - Archie Bunker

He was afraid of touching his own wrist. He never attempted to sleep on his left side, even in those dismal hours of the night when the insomniac longs for a third side after trying the two he has. - Vladimir Nabokov