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Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

It is no disgrace to rest a bit. - Gene Fowler

Is "tired old cliche" one? - Steven Wright

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

To make the best use of what is in your power, take the rest as it happens. - Epictetus

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life. - Joyce Meyer

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish. - Steven Wright

Thousands of tired, nerve-shaken, over-civilized people are beginning to find out that going to the mountains is going home; that wildness is a necessity. - John Muir

There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves. - Will Rogers

The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them. - George Bernard Shaw

If we could learn how to balance rest against effort, calmness against strain, quiet against turmoil, we would assure ourselves of joy in living and psychological health for life. - Josephine Rathbone

My apartment has a semblance of a storage facility. It's just stacks, there are no bookshelves, just books and piles of stamp collections and weird little sewing and knitting projects. - Sufjan Stevens

Surfing soothes me, it's always been a kind of Zen experience for me. The ocean is so magnificent, peaceful, and awesome. The rest of the world disappears for me when I'm on a wave. - Paul Walker

He was afraid of touching his own wrist. He never attempted to sleep on his left side, even in those dismal hours of the night when the insomniac longs for a third side after trying the two he has. - Vladimir Nabokov


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