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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Tired isn't a reason to sit down. - Ravi Zacharias

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

The rest of our life is going to be the best of our life! - Darrell Yarbrough

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

To make the best use of what is in your power, take the rest as it happens. - Epictetus

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects. - Herodotus

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

Life is a pilgrimage. The wise man does not rest by the roadside inns. He marches direct to the illimitable domain of eternal bliss, his ultimate destination. - Oscar Wilde

There isn't so much to be afraid of, out there. I can remember thinking it was funny to find that out, on the last night of my life; I'd spent the rest of it being afraid of everything. - Nick Hornby