Santa's Toy
Santa's alternative reindeer sleigh in warm countries
QuotaBillsIt's only a toy. - Gardiner Greene Hubbard
Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker
The brain is an educational toy. - Tom Robbins
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy. - Unknown
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple