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Russian High Chair Construction

Safety Last for this Russian worker

Russian High Chair Construction thanks to Karen Moore

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Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson


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