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Russian High Chair Construction

Safety Last for this Russian worker

Russian High Chair Construction thanks to Karen Moore

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Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Tanorexia: An obsessive desire to have tanned skin, placing the sufferer at risk of skin cancer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers. - Joel Fuhrman

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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