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Russian High Chair Construction

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Russian High Chair Construction thanks to Karen Moore

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers. - Joel Fuhrman

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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