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Redneck Wedding Cake

Bubba's favourite 'Hostess' at wedding receptions

Redneck Wedding Cake thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ultimate: The last person you marry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

Always say no, and you will never by married. - French Proverb

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain


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