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Redneck Space Shuttle

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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. - Stephen Hawking

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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