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Redneck Space Shuttle

Bubba's lo-tech space travel plans

Redneck Space Shuttle thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Redneck becomes first Space Cadet

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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

I want to put a ding in the universe. - Steve Jobs

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder. - John Scalzi

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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