Redneck Space Shuttle

Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

When you wish upon a star... you might be happier the way you are. - Phyllis Sugar

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

The universe doesn't give you what you want in your mind; it gives you what you demand with your actions. - Steve Maraboli

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. - Bertrand Russell

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy