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Redneck Space Shuttle

Bubba's lo-tech space travel plans

Redneck Space Shuttle thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Redneck becomes first Space Cadet

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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

The universe doesn't give you what you want in your mind; it gives you what you demand with your actions. - Steve Maraboli

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. - Alfonso X, the Wise

Becoming a star may not be in your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal you can set for yourselves. - Bryan Lindsay

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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