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Redneck Space Shuttle

Bubba's lo-tech space travel plans

Redneck Space Shuttle thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Redneck becomes first Space Cadet

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Only in the darkness can you see the stars. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Everything in the universe has a rhythm, everything dances. - Maya Angelou

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

The universe stands aside for those people who know where they are going. - Paulo Coelho

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft


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