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Jethro and Bubba enjoy recess break in the school playground

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It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles. - Pooh Bear

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan


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