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Jethro and Bubba enjoy recess break in the school playground

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Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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