Redneck Muffler Shop
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QuotaBillsThe time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison
I don't eat junk foods and I don't think junk thoughts. - Peace Pilgrim
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass
The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown
She had the Midas touch. Everything she touched turned into a muffler. - Lisa Smerling
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler. - Tamara Thorne
Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki
It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock
The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin