Redneck Lottery Tour

Fortune favors the bold. - Ennius

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Seek wealth, it's good. - Ivan Boesky

A great fortune is a great slavery. - Seneca

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Wars are caused by undefended wealth. - Ernest Hemingway

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Fortune is ever seen accompanying industry. - Oliver Goldsmith

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is. - Vince Lombardi

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? - Vince Lombardi

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

Good fortune is what happens when opportunity meets with planning. - Thomas Edison

A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. - Lew Wallace

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Winning isn't everything, but it sure beats anything that comes in second. - Bear Bryant

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Winning is coming in fourth, exhausted but excited because you came in fifth last time. - Denis Waltley

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

Things that aren't important, that have nothing to do with winning and losing, don't have to be a rule. - Peter Richmond

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

The moderation of people in prosperity is the effect of a smooth and composed temper, owing to the calm of their good fortune. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson