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Redneck Lottery Tour

What Bubba did when he won the lottery

Redneck Lottery Tour thanks to Irvin Kauffman

Redneck Lottery Tour thanks to Irvin Kauffman

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Fortune favors the bold. - Ennius

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fortune befriends the bold. - Emily Dickinson

His wealth is superior to him. - African Saying

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

Diligence is the mother of good fortune. - Benjamin Disraeli

Fortune is ever seen accompanying industry. - Oliver Goldsmith

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

The court is most merciful when the accused is most rich. - Hebrew Proverb

There is no downside to winning. It feels forever fabulous. - Pat Conroy

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Next to trying and winning, the best thing is trying and failing. - L M Montgomery

A champion is afraid of losing. Everyone else is afraid of winning. - Billie Jean King

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Winning isn't everything, but it sure beats anything that comes in second. - Bear Bryant

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

No one wants to quit when he's losing and no one wants to quit when he's winning. - Richard Strauss

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness: poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

Things that aren't important, that have nothing to do with winning and losing, don't have to be a rule. - Peter Richmond

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

Innovation is the specific instrument of entrepreneurship. The act that endows resources with a new capacity to create wealth. - Peter F Drucker

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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