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Redneck Lottery Tour thanks to Irvin Kauffman

Redneck Lottery Tour thanks to Irvin Kauffman

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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Fortune favors the bold. - Ennius

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Only the rich are lonesome. - Paul L Dunbar

Whoever is rich is my brother. - Russian Proverb

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Rich the treasure; Sweet the pleasure. - John Dryden

I made a fortune getting out too soon. - J P Morgan

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

Fortune is ever seen accompanying industry. - Oliver Goldsmith

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

Fortune favors the bold but abandons the timid. - Latin Proverb

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Winning isn't everything, but the effort to win is. - Zig Ziglar

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. - Frank Dane

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Winning isn't everything, but it sure beats anything that comes in second. - Bear Bryant

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Things that aren't important, that have nothing to do with winning and losing, don't have to be a rule. - Peter Richmond

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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