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Redneck Lottery Tour

What Bubba did when he won the lottery

Redneck Lottery Tour thanks to Irvin Kauffman

Redneck Lottery Tour thanks to Irvin Kauffman

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Fortune favors the brave. - Publius Terence

Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

There is no downside to winning. It feels forever fabulous. - Pat Conroy

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

A champion is afraid of losing. Everyone else is afraid of winning. - Billie Jean King

Winning is nice if you don't lose your integrity in the process. - Arnold Horshak

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

No one wants to quit when he's losing and no one wants to quit when he's winning. - Richard Strauss

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Things that aren't important, that have nothing to do with winning and losing, don't have to be a rule. - Peter Richmond

Winning doesn't always mean being first. Winning means you're doing better than you've done before. - Bonnie Blair

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Innovation is the specific instrument of entrepreneurship. The act that endows resources with a new capacity to create wealth. - Peter F Drucker

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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