QuotaBillsPaddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb
A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman
A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb
All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman
The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle
Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker
You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud
Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland
The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark
Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway