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Redneck Flat Screen TV thanks to Bob Tasse

Redneck Flat Screen TV thanks to Bob Tasse

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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Sometimes reality is too complex. Stories give it form. - Jean Luc Godard

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Siliwood: The coming convergence of movies, interactive TV and computers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When a team outgrows individual performance and learns team confidence, excellence becomes a reality. - Joe Paterno

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture. - Shirley MacLaine

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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