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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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