Redneck Birthday Present
Leroy doesn't like brushing up on himself
QuotaBillsPhotographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana