Redneck Birthday Cake
Bubba's favorite birthday present
QuotaBillsThe most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown
When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield