Redneck Birthday Cake
Bubba's favorite birthday present
QuotaBillsPhotographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn
I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon