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Redneck Birthday Cake

Bubba's favorite birthday present

Redneck Birthday Cake thanks to Dwayne Martin

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The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn

I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner


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