Redneck Birthday Cake

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze