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Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

You can measure opportunity with the same yardstick that measures the risk involved. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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