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Breaking water in bed, or just dreaming of a good night's swim?

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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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