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Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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