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Breaking water in bed, or just dreaming of a good night's swim?

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle


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