Re-Cycled Beef

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

The butcher, baker, and candlestick maker have been around a lot longer than supermarkets and Wal-Mart. - Joel Salatin

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg