QuotaBillsDiets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons
People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock