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Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Pumpkin Art thanks to Diane Baugh

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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