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Puffin Mouthful

For days when you bite off more than you can chew

Puffin Mouthful thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A closed mouth catches no flies. - French Proverb

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape. - Unknown

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler. - Tamara Thorne

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. - Epictetus

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

I'd say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was. - Archie Bunker

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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