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Puffin Mouthful

For days when you bite off more than you can chew

Puffin Mouthful thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

I have the mouth of a sailor. - Kristen Bell

A closed mouth catches no flies. - French Proverb

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts! - Dr. Seuss

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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