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Puffin Mouthful

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Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Hawaiian Punch: What you get when you mouth off to a Polynesian - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

I'd say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was. - Archie Bunker

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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