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Even while they teach, men learn. - Seneca

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Learn to say 'no.' It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin. - Charles H Spurgeon

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The great advantage of the sort of education I had was precisely that it made practically no mark upon those subjected to it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey


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