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Pre-Dinner Photography

Kid's last 'Say Cheese' picture

Pre-Dinner Photography thanks to Bob Tasse

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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps insecurities away. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? - Christina Auilera

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison


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