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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

You manage things; you lead people. - Grace M Hopper

Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

Excellence in any pursuit is the late, ripe fruit of toil. - W.M.L. Jay

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Only daring speculation can lead us further and not accumulation of facts. - Albert Einstein

Honesty and integrity are by far the most important assets of an entrepreneur. - Zig Ziglar

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. - Scott Adams

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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