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Confidence is a very fragile thing. - Joe Montana

Trust if the byproduct of integrity. - Zig Ziglar

Success without integrity is failure. - Unknown

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

We cannot lead anyone farther than we have been ourselves. - Unknown

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge. - Unknown

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Everyone makes mistakes, but only a person with integrity owns up to them. - Nicole Guillaume

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. - Carl Jung

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

Integrity means always doing what is right and good, regardless of the immediate consequences. - Joseph B Wirthlin

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Conscientious Woman: One who never breaks a confidence without first imposing the strictest secrecy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine


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