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Political Promise Transporter

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Political Promise Transporter thanks to Mike King

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A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

If you won't give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise? - Samuel Goldwyn

Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes... but no plans. - Peter F Drucker

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of a button. - Volker Grassmuck

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it. - Donella Meadows

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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