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Political Promise Transporter

Where to store politicians' promises

Political Promise Transporter thanks to Mike King

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Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

If you won't give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise? - Samuel Goldwyn

If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be. - Evelyn Waugh

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joe-k. - Will Rogers

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Always prefer the plain direct word to the long, vague one. Don't implement promises, but keep them. - C S Lewis

The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of a button. - Volker Grassmuck

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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