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Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol

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Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol thanks to Bob Tasse

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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