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Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol

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Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol thanks to Bob Tasse

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

For every laugh there should be a tear. - Walt Disney

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Never shed a tear for someone who isn't there to wipe them away. - Unknown

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

The purpose of whistleblowing is to expose secret and wrongful acts by those in power in order to enable reform. - Glenn Greenwald

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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