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Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol

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Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol thanks to Bob Tasse

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Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

The purpose of whistleblowing is to expose secret and wrongful acts by those in power in order to enable reform. - Glenn Greenwald

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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