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Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol

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Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol thanks to Bob Tasse

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Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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