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Piano Dog

Could he be playing Beaglethoven, Muttszart or Poochini?

Piano Dog thanks to Darwin McKee

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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