Piano Dog

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart