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Piano Dog

Could he be playing Beaglethoven, Muttszart or Poochini?

Piano Dog thanks to Darwin McKee

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham


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