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Piano Dog

Could he be playing Beaglethoven, Muttszart or Poochini?

Piano Dog thanks to Darwin McKee

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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