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Piano Dog

Could he be playing Beaglethoven, Muttszart or Poochini?

Piano Dog thanks to Darwin McKee

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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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