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Piano Dog

Could he be playing Beaglethoven, Muttszart or Poochini?

Piano Dog thanks to Darwin McKee

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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

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Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato


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