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Piano Dog

Could he be playing Beaglethoven, Muttszart or Poochini?

Piano Dog thanks to Darwin McKee

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato


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