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Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring

Why you should be careful when choosing an engagement ring

Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring thanks to Darwin McKee

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

It's easy to make your choice when all the cards are on the table. - Barry Bennett

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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