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Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring

Why you should be careful when choosing an engagement ring

Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring thanks to Darwin McKee

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Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

A really good detective never gets married. - Raymond Chandler

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

There are three constants in life: change, choice and principles. - Stephen Covey

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

Authority does not equal competency. Pass decisions down to those who can best decide them. - Andy Stanley

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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