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Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring

Why you should be careful when choosing an engagement ring

Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring thanks to Darwin McKee

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement. - Oscar Wilde

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

You are only one defining decision away from a totally different life. - Mark Batterson

It's easy to make your choice when all the cards are on the table. - Barry Bennett

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

When people base their lives on principle, 99 percent of their decisions are already made. - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Every diamond has the ability to shine when there is someone to recognize its good facets and inhibit its flaws. - Wes Fesler

The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe

A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts. - Roberta Flack

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle


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