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Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring

Why you should be careful when choosing an engagement ring

Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring thanks to Darwin McKee

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It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. - Stephen Covey

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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