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Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring

Why you should be careful when choosing an engagement ring

Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring thanks to Darwin McKee

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A really good detective never gets married. - Raymond Chandler

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Integrity, the choice between what's convenient and what's right. - Tony Dungy

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

The biggest battle is never on the field, the fairway, the diamond or rink: it's in your mind. - Carey Neuhoff

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

We make decisions based on what we think we know. It wasn't too long ago that the majority of people believed the world was flat. - Simon Sinek

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

A diamond doesn't start out polished and shining. It once was nothing special, but with enough pressure and time, becomes spectacular. - Solange Nicole

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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