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Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring

Why you should be careful when choosing an engagement ring

Perfect Diamond Engagement Ring thanks to Darwin McKee

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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar

I made the decision. I'm accountable. - Janet Reno

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

You are only one defining decision away from a totally different life. - Mark Batterson

I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. - Stephen Covey

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last. - Marcel Proust

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. - Scott Adams

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

We make decisions based on what we think we know. It wasn't too long ago that the majority of people believed the world was flat. - Simon Sinek

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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