Peanut Butter Hound

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli