Paper Shredder Scissors
Edward Scissorhands' latest office gadget
QuotaBillsIf they give you ruled paper, write the other way. - Juan Ramon Jimenez
Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid
One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. - Will Rogers
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga
Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn
A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn
My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno
I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown
Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed
If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon
Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases. - Jerry Brown
I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham
My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis
Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler
Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson
I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker