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Paper Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Paper Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Paper Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Paper Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Paper Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Paper Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Paper Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Paper Art thanks to Diane Baugh

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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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