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Outdoor Pool thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Sex at the age of 90 is like playing billiards with a rope. - Camille Paglia

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

No one can give you your goals. No one can dig for you. This is your journey. - Warren P Gates

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I had no expectations about fatherhood, but it's definitely a journey I'm glad to be taking. - Christopher Meloni

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin


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