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Outdoor Pool

High stakes Billiard game on the Andes

Outdoor Pool thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

Every gentleman plays billiards, but someone who plays billiards too well, is no gentleman. - Thomas Jefferson

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

It's not an easy journey, to get to a place where you forgive people. But it is such a powerful place, because it frees you. - Tyler Perry

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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