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Outdoor Pool

High stakes Billiard game on the Andes

Outdoor Pool thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The longest journey is the journey inward. - Dag Hammarskjold

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Sex at the age of 90 is like playing billiards with a rope. - Camille Paglia

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Every gentleman plays billiards, but someone who plays billiards too well, is no gentleman. - Thomas Jefferson

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith

His billiards lessons regarding double kisses, push strokes, butt caps, creeping angles of incidence, and snatches began to sound like flirting. - Jennifer Harrison


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