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One Horsepower Car

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Mayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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