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Mayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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