QuotaBillsLove is a kind of military service. - Ovid
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx
I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur
Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch
The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison
A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb
Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse
Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker
It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump
Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard
If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin
The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway