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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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