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Most Progressive Day of the Year

March 4th!

Most Progressive Day of the Year thanks to Karen Moore

Did you know that March 4th is the Most Progressive Day of the Year?

Hint #1 - pronounce it as: 'March Forth'...

Hint #2 - have you ever tried to March Backwards?

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People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

The way of progress is neither swift nor easy. - Marie Curie

I will go forward though ten million oppose me. - Japanese Proverb

Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal. - Earl Nightingale

I avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. - Charlotte Brontë

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. - Indira Gandhi

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. - Ogden Nash

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis

People go forward in life. Bitterness and grudges and resentments only poison it. - David Furnish

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Consistency is key. Whenever you start, give you audience something to look forward to. - Julia McCoy

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

The perfecting of one's self is the fundamental base of all progress and all moral development. - Confucius

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Winston Churchill

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Time isn't just a fleeting thing. It never moves forward without engraving its mark upon the heart. - Ravi Zacharias

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

I am still in the process of growing up, but I will make no progress if I lose any of myself along the way. - Madeleine L'Engle

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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