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Most Progressive Day of the Year

March 4th!

Most Progressive Day of the Year thanks to Karen Moore

Did you know that March 4th is the Most Progressive Day of the Year?

Hint #1 - pronounce it as: 'March Forth'...

Hint #2 - have you ever tried to March Backwards?

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Without struggle, there is not progress. - Unknown

A meeting is no substitute for progress. - Unknown

Progress is not created by contented people. - Frank Tyger

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

I will go forward though ten million oppose me. - Japanese Proverb

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

One crazy dame was "Marching To Astoria." - Archie Bunker

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

I am prepared to go anywhere, provided it be forward. - David Livingstone

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. - Frank Zappa

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. - Ogden Nash

The greatest enemy of progress is not stagnation, but false progress. - Sydney J. Harris

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Because the soul is progressive, it ne3ver quite repeats itself, but in every act attempts the production of a new and fairer whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison


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