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Most Progressive Day of the Year

March 4th!

Most Progressive Day of the Year thanks to Karen Moore

Did you know that March 4th is the Most Progressive Day of the Year?

Hint #1 - pronounce it as: 'March Forth'...

Hint #2 - have you ever tried to March Backwards?
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We fall forward to succeed. - Mary Kay Ash

Failure is success in progress. - Albert Einstein

A meeting is no substitute for progress. - Unknown

I will go anywhere, provided it is forward. - David Livingstone

Progress is not created by contented people. - Frank Tyger

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

I avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. - Charlotte Brontë

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. - Indira Gandhi

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. - Ogden Nash

The greatest enemy of progress is not stagnation, but false progress. - Sydney J. Harris

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, worthwhile, personal goals. - Paul J Meyer

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'? - Paul Harvey

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast! - Dr. Seuss

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Sixty years ago I knew everything. Now I know nothing. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Little progress can be made by merely attempting to repress what is evil. Our great hope lies in developing what is good. - Calvin Coolidge

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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