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Most Progressive Day of the Year

March 4th!

Most Progressive Day of the Year thanks to Karen Moore

Did you know that March 4th is the Most Progressive Day of the Year?

Hint #1 - pronounce it as: 'March Forth'...

Hint #2 - have you ever tried to March Backwards?

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Change is not progress. - H L Mencken

Failure is success in progress. - Albert Einstein

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal. - Earl Nightingale

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see. - Winston Churchill

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. - Indira Gandhi

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

The perfecting of one's self is the fundamental base of all progress and all moral development. - Confucius

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Winston Churchill

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast! - Dr. Seuss

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash


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