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Most Progressive Day of the Year

March 4th!

Most Progressive Day of the Year thanks to Karen Moore

Did you know that March 4th is the Most Progressive Day of the Year?

Hint #1 - pronounce it as: 'March Forth'...

Hint #2 - have you ever tried to March Backwards?

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Failure is success in progress. - Albert Einstein

Without struggle, there is not progress. - Unknown

A meeting is no substitute for progress. - Unknown

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see. - Winston Churchill

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. - Indira Gandhi

The greatest enemy of progress is not stagnation, but false progress. - Sydney J. Harris

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Winston Churchill

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

Progress is a tide. If we stand still we will surely be drowned. To stay on the crest, we have to keep moving. - Harold Mayfield

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Little progress can be made by merely attempting to repress what is evil. Our great hope lies in developing what is good. - Calvin Coolidge

Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Because the soul is progressive, it ne3ver quite repeats itself, but in every act attempts the production of a new and fairer whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison


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