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Most Progressive Day of the Year

March 4th!

Most Progressive Day of the Year thanks to Karen Moore

Did you know that March 4th is the Most Progressive Day of the Year?

Hint #1 - pronounce it as: 'March Forth'...

Hint #2 - have you ever tried to March Backwards?

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Failure is success in progress. - Albert Einstein

One fails forward toward success. - Charles Kettering

Without struggle, there is not progress. - Unknown

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

I avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. - Charlotte Brontë

The greatest enemy of progress is not stagnation, but false progress. - Sydney J. Harris

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The perfecting of one's self is the fundamental base of all progress and all moral development. - Confucius

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

Time isn't just a fleeting thing. It never moves forward without engraving its mark upon the heart. - Ravi Zacharias

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

Change is not always progress. A fever of newness has been everywhere confused with the spirit of progress. - Henry Ford

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

Little progress can be made by merely attempting to repress what is evil. Our great hope lies in developing what is good. - Calvin Coolidge

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

Because the soul is progressive, it ne3ver quite repeats itself, but in every act attempts the production of a new and fairer whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour


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