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Most Progressive Day of the Year

March 4th!

Most Progressive Day of the Year thanks to Karen Moore

Did you know that March 4th is the Most Progressive Day of the Year?

Hint #1 - pronounce it as: 'March Forth'...

Hint #2 - have you ever tried to March Backwards?

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Change is not progress. - H L Mencken

Without struggle, there is not progress. - Unknown

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

One crazy dame was "Marching To Astoria." - Archie Bunker

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. - Ogden Nash

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Progress and healing involves seeing every person as not so different from ourselves. - Bryant H McGill

Consistency is key. Whenever you start, give you audience something to look forward to. - Julia McCoy

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards. - Aldous Huxley

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Change is not always progress. A fever of newness has been everywhere confused with the spirit of progress. - Henry Ford

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison


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