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Moses' Headache Relief

What happened when Moses complained about his headache

Moses' Headache Relief thanks to Darwin McKee

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People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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