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Moses' Headache Relief

What happened when Moses complained about his headache

Moses' Headache Relief thanks to Darwin McKee

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Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Theresa


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