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Moses' Headache Relief

What happened when Moses complained about his headache

Moses' Headache Relief thanks to Darwin McKee

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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Center Of Mass: The Priest - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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