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Moses' Headache Relief

What happened when Moses complained about his headache

Moses' Headache Relief thanks to Darwin McKee

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Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles Spurgeon

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

God sends no one away empty except those who are full of themselves. - Dwight L. Moody

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton


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