Moon Theft

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Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H. Spurgeon

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles