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Moon Theft

Proof of life on the Moon

Moon Theft thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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