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Moon Theft

Proof of life on the Moon

Moon Theft thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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