Moon Theft

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin