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Moon Theft

Proof of life on the Moon

Moon Theft thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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