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Moon Theft

Proof of life on the Moon

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Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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