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Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes

Ever wonder what Mona Lisa does when the Museum is closed?

Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes thanks to Darwin McKee

Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes thanks to Darwin McKee

Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes thanks to Darwin McKee

Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes thanks to Darwin McKee

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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