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Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes

Ever wonder what Mona Lisa does when the Museum is closed?

Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes thanks to Darwin McKee

Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes thanks to Darwin McKee

Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes thanks to Darwin McKee

Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes thanks to Darwin McKee

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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