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Mid Room Mirror

Be aware of mirrors in the middle of a room

Mid Room Mirror thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

What ya do in the privates of your own room is your own privates. - Archie Bunker

Image is what people think we are; integrity is what we really are. - John C Maxwell

I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in the margin. - Unknown

If you are the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

There's always room for a story that can transport people to another place. - J K Rowling

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is always room for a man of force and he makes room for many. Society is a troop of thinkers and the best heads among them take the best places. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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