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Mid Room Mirror

Be aware of mirrors in the middle of a room

Mid Room Mirror thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

If you are the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room. - Unknown

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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