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Mid Room Mirror

Be aware of mirrors in the middle of a room

Mid Room Mirror thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

I was born in 1962. And the room next to me was 1963. - Joan Rivers

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in the margin. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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