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Mid Room Mirror

Be aware of mirrors in the middle of a room

Mid Room Mirror thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room. - Phyllis Diller

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

One day I woke up and I was the oldest person in every room. - Bill Clinton

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in the margin. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennet Cerf

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

The image is one thing and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image. - Elvis Presley

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall

There is always room for a man of force and he makes room for many. Society is a troop of thinkers and the best heads among them take the best places. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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