Mail Bonding

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama