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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid