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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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