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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields