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A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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