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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus


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