Mail Bonding

Old friends are best. - John Selden

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson