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Love - Hate Attitude thanks to Darwin McKee

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I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

Speak low if you speak love. - William Shakespeare

Love one another as I have loved you. - Jesus Christ

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight. - Arthur Ashe

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Charley Benetto

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Love is the true means by which the world is enjoyed: our Love to others and other's Love to us. - Thomas Traherne

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

I choose to love you in silence because in silence I find no rejection, and in silence no one owns you but me. - Unknown

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr


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