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Love - Hate Attitude

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Love - Hate Attitude thanks to Darwin McKee

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Great hate follows great love. - Irish Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Every great love starts with a great story. - Nicholas Sparks

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

To lose balance, sometimes, for love, is part of living in a balanced life. - Elizabeth Gilbert

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

What we have once enjoyed, we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us. - Helen Keller

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba


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