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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Do all things with love. - Og Mandino

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

She was torn between love and booty. - Faith Baldwin

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Truth that is not undergirded by love makes the truth obnoxious and the possessor of it repulsive. - Ravi Zacharias

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

I choose to love you in silence because in silence I find no rejection, and in silence no one owns you but me. - Unknown

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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