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Love - Hate Attitude thanks to Darwin McKee

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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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