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Lost Dog

Do you know where your dog is tonight?

Lost Dog thanks to Dave Loewen

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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