QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink
Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne
Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson
What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright