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Lost Dog

Do you know where your dog is tonight?

Lost Dog thanks to Dave Loewen

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all. - Ernest Hemingway

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

Hopeful, we are halfway to where we want to go; hopeless, we are lost forever. - Lao Tzu

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan


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