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Do you know where your dog is tonight?

Lost Dog thanks to Dave Loewen

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all. - Ernest Hemingway

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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