QuotaBillsGerms: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo
You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox
Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin
Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna
All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr
Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire
I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng
Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler
Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker
All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke
Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer