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Life Cycle of a Chicken

Eggsellent overview of the life cycle of a chicken

Life Cycle of a Chicken thanks to Karen Moore

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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

My life has been nothing but a failure. - Claude Monet

Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. - D.H. Lawrence

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

Evolution: One of the stupidest theories of Western life. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers, by living productively. - Erich Fromm

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. - Al Franken

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain


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