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Life Cycle of a Chicken

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Life Cycle of a Chicken thanks to Karen Moore

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Life is a bowl of pits. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life itself is the proper binge. - Julia Child

Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile. - Albert Einstein

If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. - Leonard Cohen

My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else. - Woody Allen

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. - Helen Hayes

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

It's not the days in your life, but the life in your days that counts. - Brian White

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Families are ecosystems. Each life grows in response to the lives around it. - Mary Schmich

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you. - Kim Kardashian

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

What happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates. - T S Eliot

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain


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